LOL! My boss just planted this song in my head by bringing it up. To the tune of chopsticks:
Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
I'll go eat some worms!
Big ones, fat ones
Little tiny scrawny ones
Oh how they do squirm!

My aunt sang it to me in my childhood whenever I was complaining..........it's hard to be in a grouchy mood and sing this at the same time!